Arghhhh! Tonto Dike! What is this???

Culled From:	Oga Kingsley

    Arghhhhhhhh# Reading this actually gives me an eye ache! Tonto is a self proclaimed 3rd class graduate of the River State University of Technology, the same school our darling patience Jonathan bagged some of her degrees! She has been posting some insanely twisted and as usual horribly written pieces on Instagram about her man. At first she suggested he had been snatched by a smarter gurrrl...

Then she came around to write another series of jargons that had so much errors that it could be qualified as the abridged dictionary of "gbagauns"...lol... abeg eye dey pain me jare! Who understands this thing?

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.... Chapter Seven Mr. Jacobs was sitting in the dark inside the cathedral when he saw the three figures. They were carrying a small sack. He wondered who the boys were; so, these were the thieves that did not believe his story that it was the forbidden fruit and had been stealing from it. He picked up his cane and went out through the side door as noiselessly as possible. He began to tiptoe towards the boys who were busy picking the oranges and plucking the ones their hands could reach. "Now, all of you come over here to me," Mr. Jacob said. The boys froze and looked around but they could not see him in the darkness. They were nonetheless frightened. "You all go on your knees," Mr hicobs voice came again, then his figure came as he left the shadow of the cathedral. Afraid, the boys fell on their knees. They were too young to know that he had not seen their faces in the darkness and would not recognize them if they ran off "Do you know you have sinned? That you disobeyed me by going to the orange tree? I told you the fruits were the forbidden fruits yet you went there. And since it did not belong to you, you stole from it," Mr. Jacobs said. .... TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW...JOIN US TOMORROW FOR MORE ON THIS FUNNY AND EXCITING STORY }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}