Musician Jahborne Sues Blogger for 250 Million Naira!lol..

From:	Oga Kingsley

I was romancing my inbox when this email came in! A fellow blogger is crying out for help as washed up musician Jahborne has filed a suit of 250 million against him! The blogger Dondumex who has been sued for 100 million Naira in the past by Prince Uzeogwu (late Goldie's stylist), when he called him gay, swears he comitted no crime! Read what he sent me...


"Oga Kingsley,good day and i am a regualr reader of your blog. good work you
are doing there. pls help me put this on your blog.a musician called
jahborne wants to sue me oo...can u imagine? pls help me put it up on your
blog...thanks!


The whole kwanta started when I posted a story on my blog,
that Jahborne had put up his dodge nitro jeep for sale on olx.com, how did
I know? I am starting a small business of reselling cars and I was on olx to find some cheap vehicles I could get buyers for when I spotted the ride,
I knew I had seen the ride somewhere online and it belonged to a
celeb (jahborne), So I quickly searched and I saw a pic of the jeep jahborne tweeted in 2013 when he had an accident and I checked the plate numbers and
they matched. He claims I concocted the whole thing, do I know his house that I would go and take all those pics of the jeep?...if he is ready to go to court then I'll take him head-on!

N250 million?....I laff in swahili!"

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.... The Forbidden Fruits After that day, the boys never went to the orange tree again and the story that it was a forbidden fruit was retold and everyone believed it, even the four boys. Though they knew it was not the forbidden fruits of the Bible but Mr. Jacob's forbidden fruits. Garba was angry when he learnt that it was Bawa who had told on him. They all began to avoid Bawa. But all these had been over thirty-five years ago. They grown and become men. Garba had turned out to be the star of them all, having excelled in school and had gone to Lagos and then to England. He returned to Dongongari and settled down. Now all the boys who went to the St. Aquinas now have children. But they all still sit together on weekends and talk of the past. Mr. Jacob and the forbidden fruits was always an exciting topic and they would laugh. "Only God know where the white master is today," Sule would say with nostalgia. "Perhaps long dead and buried," Tanko would say. "But he was a terror," Bawa reminded. He had succeeded. his father as the tobacco merchant in ,Jogongan even though he was once a banker. Garba would laugh. "Come to think of it, he was a good man. The lesson of the forbidden fruits was that of obedience. We ought to have obeyed him as our elder and teacher," he said: They all agreed with him. The End .... TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW...JOIN US TOMORROW FOR MORE ON THIS FUNNY AND EXCITING STORY }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}